Stated Isn’t

Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. “Two hundred dollars for three questions, “the lawyer stated. “Isn’t that awfully expensive?” the man asked?” “Yes, “replied the lawyer. “What’s your third question?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

The Grave of an Honest Man

A mother and her daughter were visiting the grave site of a loved one, when on their way back to the car they little girl stopped her mom. She said “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?” “Of course not, sweetheart. “her mother replied, “Why ever would you ask such a … Read more