Judge: What is the prisoner charged with? Lawyer: He is a camera enthusiast. Judge: But you can’t put a person in jail because he is crazy about taking pictures. Lawyer: He doesn’t take pictures, your Honor, just cameras. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case. “Look, “said one to the other, “let’s be honest with each other. “ “Okay, you first, “replied the other. That was the end of the discussion. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was arraigned for assault and battery and brought before the judge. Judge: “What is your name, occupation, and what are you charged with?” Prisoner: “My name is Sparky, I am an electrician and I’m charged with battery. “ Judge: “Officer, put this guy in a dry cell. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A pipe burst in a lawyer’s house, so he called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the lawyer a bill for $150. The lawyer exclaimed, “This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a lawyer!” The plumber replied sympathetically, “Neither did I … Read more
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble that they were having in the apartment building where they all lived. The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, “Okay, I’m ready to hear the evidence… I’ll hear the oldest first. “ The case was dismissed for lack of testimony. This joke is … Read more
A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith. “I locked my keys in my sports car!” said the nervous lawyer. “No problem, I should be there in about an hour, “replied the locksmith. “Do you think you can make it a little sooner?” pleaded the lawyer. “My top is down and it’s starting … Read more
Thief had successfully entered the art museum on the second floor, where lesser known artists are displayed. After previewing the art, he selected a piece to take. As he was making his getaway, one of the guards came up from behind, snatched the picture from under the thief’s arms and slammed it down over his … Read more
A judge convicted and sentenced a man to serve five consecutive life terms in prison. When the judge asked if there was anything he wanted to help pass the time, the man replied… “A Perpetual Calendar!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: “Here lies John Smith, a lawyer and an honest man. “ “How about that!” he exclaimed. “They’ve got three people buried in one grave. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Eight hours into his trial Paddy pleads guilty. “Why didn’t you plead guilty at the beginning and save the court’s time?” The judge demanded. “Well, “Paddy responded, “until I heard all the evidence I thought I was innocent. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.