marine

It was 5:00 in the morning at the U. S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing, and the soldiers were asleep in their barracks. The drill sergeant walks in and bellows, “This is an inspection! I wanna see you’s all formed up outside butt naked NOW!” So, the soldier’s quickly jumped out of bed, naked … Read more

There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, “In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands. “ The Marine replies, “In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!” This joke … Read more