During the French revolution, hundreds of people were guillotined. One day, three men were led up to die. One was a lawyer, one was a doctor, and the third was an engineer. The lawyer was to die first. He was led to the guillotine, the attending priest blessed him, and he knelt with his head … Read more
Little Johnny’s teacher was asking all the kids in the class what their parents did for a living. Little Mary got up and said, “my dad is a pilot, and my mommy is an architect. “ “Great, “said the teacher. Michael got up and said, “my dad is a doctor, and my mom is a … Read more
A boy called up his mom from the hospital, “Mom, I took tests and they declared that I have AIDS. “ Mom, “What? Don’t come back home son, go away. “ Boy “Why mom, I’m your son. “ Mom, “You foolish boy! If you come back home, then your wife will be infected, from your … Read more
Its pissing down and this midget goes to the doctors and says “Every time it rains my fanny gets sore”. He tells her to hop onto the examining couch. He bends over and looks up her skirt. “I see the problem, “he says. And taking a pair of scissors shoves them up her skirt. Snip … Read more
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations. The operation is performed, but a month later, she’s still not pregnant, so she goes to see the doctor again. This time he recommends the medium operation, a somewhat … Read more
Two doctors in practice in a small town clinic in Bluebell had to hire a new nurse when the one they had won the lottery and quit. They interviewed Nurse Nancy and decided to hire her. She had only worked two days when one doctor called the other to his office and said that they … Read more
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dog. Doctor: Lie down on the couch and I’ll examine you. Patient: I can’t, I’m not allowed on the furniture. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well, “said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty … Read more
Doctor: Well, it looks like you’re pregnant. Woman: Oh my God, I’m pregnant?! Doctor: No, it just looks like you are. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After surgery, the doctor said to the patient, “I am sorry, but I forgot a pair of scissors inside you. I need to… “ The patient quickly responded, “Oh don’t bother, doctor! If it is because of that, just tell me how much it cost and I will pay you back. “ This joke is … Read more