This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any s*xual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand … Read more
Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure babe! Girlfriend: BAM! You’re single. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two women were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, “Seems like all my boyfriend and I do anymore is fight. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 20 pounds in two weeks. “ “Why don’t you just leave him then?” asked her friend. “Not yet, “the first replied, “I’d like to … Read more
A man climbs up to the top of a mountain. He shouts “I love you!” and waits for the echo. The echo comes replies, “I have a boyfriend!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks what’s wrong. “I’ve never been hugged before, “she says. Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her. She soon starts crying again. … Read more