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Man to woman: ‘Tell me, after having sex do you ever smoke?’ Woman: ‘I’ve never looked.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A man who was just about to be executed was asked whether he would like to have a last smoke. The man answered, “No thank you, I don’t smoke. I don’t want to get lung cancer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.