waiter

“Waiter, these noodles are a bit crunchy. “ Waiter: “That’s because they’re the chopsticks, sir. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Customer: “Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?” Waiter: “Can’t you tell the difference by taste?” Customer: “No, I can’t. “ Waiter: “Then does it really matter?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.