Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
“Wake up, son. “
“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go. “
“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go. “
“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!”
“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready. “
“Give me two reasons why I should go to school. “
“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the principal!”
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