Dr. Burns was disgusted when Frank staggered into his office thoroughly inebriated.
He looked at him severely. “What happened, Frank? I thought we were going to lick this problem by cutting you down to just two drinks a day. “
Frank dragged a finger across his chest. “Cross my heart, doc, I did as you asked. “
“Impossible. If you had, you wouldn’t be in this shape. “
“No, honestly!” Frank replied. “In fact, when I left here the other day. I went to another doctor for a second opinion – and he prescribed the same thing!”
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