This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment.
“Dude, “he told a friend, “I’ve tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back. “
“I had the same thing man, “his friend says. “All you have to do is stuff steel wool in their little holes. “
“That’s it?” the guy asked. “I’ll do it tonight if it means getting rid of the damn rodents. “
About a week later the guy gets a call.
“How’s it going with the mice, buddy?”
“Not so good, dude. “
“What’s the problem?” his friend asks.
“To be honest, I’m having a lot of trouble holding their little legs apart. “
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