The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, “You have a cute baby. “
The smiling husband said, “I bet you say that to all new parents. “
“No, “she replied, “just to those whose babies really are good-looking. “
The husband again asked “So what do you say to the others?”
The nurse replied, “The baby looks just like you. “
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