Mitchell saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient.
“In over 20 years I haven’t because I try to remain professional. “
With that Mitchell dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest dick the doctor had ever seen.
It wasn’t any bigger than a AAA battery.
The doctor burst into uncontrollable hysteria.
“I’m sorry I really am, I don’t know what came over me, I promise it won’t happen again.
Now what seems to be the problem?”
“It’s swollen, “said Mitchell.
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