Michelle recently got a catalog from a company she wasn’t familiar with. Not wanting to be cheated she sent them a letter saying, “With all the fraud and misrepresentation I don’t know who to trust. Send me the merchandise and if it’s any good I’ll send you a check. “
A week later Michelle got a letter back from the company saying, “We have the same problem you have. Send us a check. If it’s any good we’ll send you the merchandise. “
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