An elderly woman was brought to the emergency room with a fractured hip.
The ER doctor knew that surgery would be in order for the patient.
“Have you ever undergone surgery?” he asked.
“Yes, “the woman said.
“Remember what type of surgery it was?”
“I’m not sure, “the old lady said. “It was a long time ago. “
The physician noticed a scar on the right side of the woman’s abdomen. He pointed to the scar. “Is this where you had the surgery?” he asked.
“No, “said the woman. “It was in San Francisco. “
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