A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital. “How are you grandpa? he asks.
“Feeling fine, “says the old man.
“What’s the food like?”
“Terrific, wonderful menus. “
“And the nursing?”
“Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses really take care of you. “
“What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?”
“No problem, nine hours solid every night. At 10 o’clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet … and that’s it. I go out like a light. “
The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the nurse in charge. “What are you people doing, “he says, “I’m told you’re giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can’t be true?”
“Oh, yes, “replies the nurse. “Every night at 10 o’clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed. “
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