Father: Which one do you love more , me or Mommy?
Son: I love you both.
Father: Very Well , let’s say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France. Which country will you go to?
Son: Japan.
Father: See, that you love Mommy more than me?
Son: No, I just want to visit Japan.
Father: Very well , let’s say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France. Which country will you go to?
Son: France.
Father: See?
Son: No, it’s just because I have already visited Japan.
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