Bob turned up to his first day at the funeral home. He was learning the ropes from Jimmy who had been working as a funeral director for the last 4 years. All was going well until they put the first coffin into the back of the hearse.
Jimmy said, “Bob, ok. It’s in the right spot. Now take it out. “
Bob took the coffin out.
Jimmy said, “Alright Bob, put it back in the car. “
Bob followed the order.
Jimmy said, “Ok. It’s in the right spot. Now take it out again. “
Bob took the coffin out. Confused.
Jimmy said, “Alright Bob, put it back in the hearse. “
Bob – wondering if he was being pranked – stared angrily at Jimmy.
Jimmy said, “Oh yeah Bob it’s your first day. I want you to get this right so we have to rehearse it a few times. “
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