Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever”
“Yeah?” she replies.
“When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last”
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