Margaret was cheating on her husband with another man when they heard a noise on the stairs.
“Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?”
“Just stay in bed with me. He’s probably so drunk, he’s not going to notice you. “
Sure enough, Margaret’s husband crawled into bed, but as he pulled up the covers, he exposed six feet.
“Honey!” he yelled. “What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!”
“Dear, you’re so drunk, you can’t count. If you don’t believe me, count them again. “
The husband got out of bed and counted. “One, two, three, four. By damn, you’re right, dear. “
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