As a man serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let him know that the store was having a 20 percent off sale.
“I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something, “she suggested.
“I don’t have a girlfriend, “he answered.
“No girlfriend? Why not?”
“My wife won’t let me. “
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