Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?”
“I think so, “the man replied. “My wife has made all the appetizers herself and we have a caterer coming in to provide plenty of sandwiches and cakes for all of our guests. “
“I don’t mean that, “the priest responded. “I mean, are you properly prepared spiritually?”
“Oh, sure, “came the reply. “I’ve got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey. “
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