Jim was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door.
He said, “Can I see your ticket please?”
“Not right now” Jim shouted, “I’m having a shit!”
He said, “I don’t believe you, can you pass it under the door?”
“No problem, “Jim said, sliding it under. “The yellow bits are sweetcorn. “
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