A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.
On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.
After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. “Well sister, this looks pretty grim. “
“I know, father. “
“In fact, I don’t think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two. “
“I agree. “
“Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?”
“Anything father. “
“I have never seen a woman’s breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours. “
“Well, under the circumstances I don’t see that it would do any harm. “
The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. “Sister would you mind if I touched them?”
She consented and he fondled them for several minutes. “Father, could I ask something of you?”
“Yes sister?”
“I have never seen a man’s penis. Could I see yours?”
“I supposed that would be OK, “the priest replied, lifting his robe.
“Oh father, may I touch it?”
This time the priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection. “Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life. “
“Is that true father?”
“Yes it is, sister. “
“Then why don’t you stick it up that camel’s ass and let’s get the hell out of here. “
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