A wife and husband went on a backpacking holiday.
On the first night the husband said, “I think there’s a monster under my bed…”
“Grow up, “she replied.
“No, really, “he continued. “It’s hideous…”
“Stop pissing about, “the wife snapped. “I knew it was a mistake letting you have the top bunk. “
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