Geoff walked by the bathroom, where his wife was covering her face in creams and lotions.
“What are you doing?” he asked her sarcastically.
“I’m trying to make myself beautiful. “his wife said.
15 minutes later, Geoff walked by again and she was wiping it all off…
“Are you giving up already?” he asked.
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