A rich 40 year-old American woman decided to get married, but she wanted her husband to be a virgin and to never have been with a woman all of his life.
After some years of pointless searching, she didn’t find anyone with this description and was forced to give an ad to the paper.
A month later, she met with an Australian man who had never been with a woman before in his life and she married him immediately.
On the first night of their wedding and before they lay down, she went for a quick fresh up and then went back to the bedroom, happy.
When she entered the room she stood steal…
She saw her husband naked in the center of the room and all the furniture in the corner of the room.
“But. . What happened?” asked the obviously shocked woman.
“Look. . I’ve never been with a woman, but if it’s the same as with the kangaroo, then I’ll need the whole room to catch you!”
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