They were dancing at the service club.
He held her tight, his eyes were closed, and they danced as though floating on a cloud.
Then the music stopped. “Let’s go out on the porch, “he said.
Outside, he took her in her arms and whispered in her shell-like ear, “Darling, I love you so. Say that you love me, too. I may not be rich like Sergeant Johnson. I may not have a car like Sergeant Johnson or spend money like he does, but I love you so much I’d do anything in the world for you. “
Two soft, white arms reached around his neck, and two ruby lips whispered in his ear, “Darling, introduce me to Sergeant Johnson. “
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