A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband, “Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy, and irresistible to women you are?”
Totally flattered, he replied, “No dear, they haven’t. “
At that point she yelled, “Then what the heck gave you that idea at the party tonight?”
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