Stan was tired from fishing all morning , so he went in for a nap .
His wife ,Joyce ,took the boat out onto the lake and sat in it reading a book . After about half an hour , the sheriff pulled alongside in his motor-boat ‘“Ma’am “he said , “I am sorry but you are in a restricted fishing area “.
“But I am not fishing “, Joyce objected “I am just reading my book “.
“Maybe ,but you have all the equipment,”said the sheriff .
“I am going to have to write you a ticket “.
“Fine “, said Joyce “but I will be charging you with sexual assault” .
“What ? “snapped the outraged sheriff “I have not even touched you ! “
“True “,Joyce replied , “but you do have all the equipment “.
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