A man went into a dentist and asked “How much will it cost to have teeth taken out?” .
“$90” said the dentist.
“That’s ridiculous, “said the man.
“I could lose the anesthetic and it would cost $60”.
” That’s still too expensive, “said the man. ”
“If I don’t use any anesthesia I could knock the price down to $20”.
“Still too much, “said the man. “
“Well one of my students can do it for 10 bucks, “said the dentist.
“Perfect. “said the man “Book my wife for next Monday”.
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