A couple attended marriage counseling to resolve communication problems.
The fighting and bickering during the session was so bad the counselor called for a timeout and told them he was ending the session early but had an assignment for the husband.
“John, “the marriage counselor said, “you’re an athletic guy… Here’s what I want you to do. I want you to jog 10 miles everyday for the next 30 days. At the end of the 30 days, call me and let me know how things are going. “
John agreed.
At the end of the 30 days, John called the marriage counselor very excited. “I did just as you said and I have never felt better in my life!” he exclaimed over the phone.
“Great!” replied the counselor, “And how’s your wife?”
John paused and then replied with agitated dismay, “How should I know, I’m 300 miles from home!”
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