Kathy goes to her local bank, walks into the manager’s office, and says, “I want a loan; I am going to divorce my husband. “
“Oh, we don’t give loans for divorces, “the manager says. “We offer loans only for things like real estate, appliances, automobiles, businesses, and home improvement. “
Kathy interrupts: “Stop right there. This definitely falls into the category of ‘Home Improvement.’”
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