After her conviction of murder in the second degree, the District Attorney, during her sentencing hearing said, “Mrs. Madison – after you put the arsenic in the stew and served it to your husband, didn’t you feel even a little remorse for what you were doing?”
“I did, “she said calmly.
“And when was that?” quipped the attorney
“When he asked for seconds!” she replied.
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