John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their thirtieth wedding anniversary.
“Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asks.
“Not really, “says Mary.
“Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says John.
“No, “she responds.
“What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggests.
She again rejects his offer with a, “No thanks. “
Frustrated, he finally asks, “Well what would you like for your anniversary?”
“John, I’d like a divorce, “answers Mary.
John thinks for a moment and replies “Sorry dear, I wasn’t planning to spend that much. “
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