A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, “Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce. “
“Because, “the man says, “I live in a two-story house. “
The Judge replies, “What kind of a reason is that! What’s the big deal about a two-story house?”
The man answers, “Well Judge, one story is…’I have a headache’ and the other story is ‘It’s that time of the month!’ “
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