Sitting in the bar George asks his 40-year-old friend John, “How come you aren’t married?”
John replies, “I haven’t found the right woman yet. “
“So what are you looking for?”
“Oh, she’s got to be real pretty, a good cook, and house keeper. She’s got to know how to handle money, have a nice and pleasant personality, and money. She’s gotta have money. And a nice big house wouldn’t hurt either. “
“A woman like that would be crazy to marry you!” says George.
“Oh, it’s okay, if she is crazy. “
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