A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
“How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first husband?”
“He ate poisonous mushrooms and died. “
“Oh, how tragic!
What about your second husband?”
“He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died. “
“Oh, how terrible!
I’m almost afraid to ask you about your third husband. “
“He died of a broken neck. “
“A broken neck!” replies the friend. “I see, an accident. “
“Nот exactly, “says the woman, “he wouldn’t eat his mushrooms. “
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