Jokes Ltd A 90 year-old Jew Jacob is on his deathbed. Summoning his last bit of strength, he lifts his head and whispers: “Is my beloved wife Sarah here with me?” And Sarah says, “Yes, I am here. “ He then says: “Are my children – my wonderful children – are they here with me?” His daughters … Read more
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem. “ “Oh is she an alcoholic?” “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man goes to the doctor complaining about migraines. His doctor tells him, “I also suffer from the same ailment. Every time I get one, I give my dear wife oral sex. When she has an orgasm, she tightens her legs around my head which gets rid of the pain. You should also try it. … Read more
An Italian and a Greek were arguing about which country added the most to civilization. The Greek: We built the Acropolis! the Italian: We built the Colosseum! The Greek: We gave the world advanced math! the Italian: We made the Roman Empire! The Greek: We discovered sex! the Italian: And we introduced it to women! … Read more