A man entered a barbershop and said: “I am tired of looking like everyone else! I want a change! Part my hair from ear to ear!”
“Are you sure?”asked the barber.
“Yes!” said the man.
The barber did as he was told, and a satisfied customer left the shop.
A few hours passed and the man reentered the shop.
“Put it back the way it was, “he said.
“What’s the matter?” asked the barber. “Are you tired of being a nonconformist already?”
“No”, he replied, “I am tired of people whispering in my nose!”
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