A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. “I have just the thing, “says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum. “ … Read more
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley’s head. “How do you like it?” asked the barber. “Seems quite fine, “said the redneck. “but how ’bout making it a little longer in the back?” This joke is included in the … Read more
A man entered a barbershop and said: “I am tired of looking like everyone else! I want a change! Part my hair from ear to ear!” “Are you sure?”asked the barber. “Yes!” said the man. The barber did as he was told, and a satisfied customer left the shop. A few hours passed and the … Read more
A man walks into a barber shop and asks, “How much for a haircut?” The barber said, “$12. 50. “ The man asks, “And how much for a shave?” The barber said, “$1. 50. “ The man then says, “Go ahead, shave it all!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours. “ The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I … Read more