Joe and Suzan have been married for twenty years. Every morning Joe wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.
Every morning for twenty years, Suzan says, “One of these days, you’re gonna fart your guts out!”
One morning, Suzan is preparing the turkey for Thanksgiving and gets an idea. Before Joe gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.
Later that morning,her husband wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom. Suzan laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Joe has been in the bathroom for two hours.
She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Joe opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, “You were right, babe. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again. “
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