Three women sit in a beauty parlor talking about their husbands.
The first woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn’t there!”
“I know!” The next woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his brother’s house, but when I called he wasn’t there. “
The third woman says, “I always know where my husband is. “
“Impossible!” both women exclaim, “He has you completely fooled!”
“Oh no, “says the woman. “I’m a widow. “
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