A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel’s elevator.
On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, “Armani, $100 an ounce. “
On the next floor, an equally beautiful woman steps on and says, “Chanel, $150 an ounce. “
The old lady’s floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, “Broccoli, 2 dollars a pound. “
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