A man takes examinations for the driver’s license for the fourth year in a row.
The examiner asks him “So, you’re running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and there’s a cliff on your left. There are two women in your way; one young and the other an old woman. Which one are you going to hit?”
“Of course the old woman!”
The examiner was frustrated “I told you last year! You hit the brakes!”
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