A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen! ”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ”The driver just insulted me! ”
The man says: ”You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you. ”
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