A punk rocker gets on the bus with green, yellow, purple and orange hair.
An old guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and the punk says, “What’s the matter, old man, didn’t you ever do anything wild in your life?”
And the old man says, “Yeah, one time I fucked a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid. “
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