A woman took her dog to the vet.
She said, “I think my dog is dead”.
The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box.
The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn’t move.
“Yes, your dog is dead, “says the doctor.
“How much do I owe you?” the lady asks.
“$345, “says the doctor.
“$345! ! ?” the lady asks.
“Yes. $45 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan. “
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