A Penguin is driving down the street when suddenly his car breaks down in the hot desert.
He calls a towing service and takes it to the nearest shop in some small town he’s never been in.
Mechanic tells him it’s going to be awhile.
The penguin says, “No problem. I’ll just go across the street and treat myself to something cold at that restaurant to burn time. “
About an hour later the penguin comes back and asks about his car.
The mechanic tells him. “Well, It looks like you blew a seal. “
The penguin quickly rubs his face and says. “Oh… No, that’s just vanilla ice cream I just had. “
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