A shepherd goes to a television programme. A man of the viewers stand up and asks him, “What was the best day of your life?” The shepherd answers, “Well… the best day of my life was when I lost my donkey in Cuccureddu’s mountain, when I found it, i took it to the village’s square … Read more
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 120 of the farmer’s hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 120 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only … Read more
A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. “Finally, some … Read more
A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message. ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’ The operator reads it back then says, ‘You know, we charge per ten words, so if you want you could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’ ‘No thanks,’ says the dog. This joke is included … Read more
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking outside. “What’s going on?” she yells out the window. “Cow on the track!” replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace, but within five minutes, it stops again. The woman sees the … Read more
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go. “ “But how do you … Read more
Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, “Damn, I forgot to feed the dog. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, “Vietnam, 1969. “ The other points his thumb behind him and says, “Dog crap, 20 feet back. “ This joke is … Read more
An officer while walking his beat sees a lady walking a skunk along the sidewalk. He says, “Hey lady, why do you have the skunk?” “This is my Social Distancing Support Animal!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and asked for one spur. “One spur?” asked the saddler. “Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?” “No, just one, “replied the horseman. “If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!” This joke is … Read more