Ben asks his new girlfriend for a hand job. “I’ve never done that” she says, “What do I do ?” “Well” replies Ben, “Do you remember when you were a kid and you’d shake a coke bottle and spray your brother with it … That’s what you do. “ She nods, so he pulls his … Read more
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 150mph, will you take off your clothes?” he asked. “Yes!” said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he speeded up to 150mph, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on … Read more
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just … Read more
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the … Read more
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, “Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?” The boyfriend says, “Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, “Where did you get that turkey?” The boy replied, “What turkey?” The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying under your arm. “ The boy looked down and … Read more
An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up. “ He looked around and couldn’t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, “Pick me up. “ He looked in the water and … Read more
Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure babe! Girlfriend: BAM! You’re single. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago. So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in … Read more
“A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, “Take a good look at … Read more